I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the great hall.
achilles is that kid who takes gym class too seriously
#hector throws a ball directly at achilles who is momentarily distracted by agamemnon talking shit about him #and as he moves to confront agamemnon the ball shoots past him and hits patroclus right in the face #patrcolus falls to the ground in slow motion as achilles watches in horror #MMMM WHATCHA SAYYY (via)
THE LAST ONE
i fuckin raise you:
It’s not about
the level of
It’s the fact
about the world